My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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