made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im holly from the hills drunk
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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