Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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