it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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