I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Naked Twister starts at high noon
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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