Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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