Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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