After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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