I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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