If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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