do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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