First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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