The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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