Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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