Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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