I want to have your abortion
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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