Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
