Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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