spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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