She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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