Will you blow on my dice?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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