Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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