So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
