we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
