"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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