Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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