remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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