I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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