Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
PANTIES FOUND
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