hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She bit a glass in half.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He has the fingertips of a God
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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