Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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