We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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