the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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