Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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