i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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