but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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