Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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