so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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