I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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