OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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