Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
