Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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