We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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