i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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