Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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