(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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