We won't sleep together?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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