Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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