I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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