Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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